Speakerati Annual Retreat - Summit Registration

The 4th Annual Speakerati Strategic Alignment Retreat & Cross-Disciplinary Summit

Station Obsidian — Kerguelen Islands

A decommissioned Cold War-era nuclear monitoring facility, lovingly repurposed as a luxury conference venue in a volcanic caldera on one of the most remote archipelagos on Earth. Helicopter transfers from the supply ship are complimentary. Evacuation insurance is not.

32nd – 35th of Octember

Official Registration Form

All fields are mandatory. Incomplete applications will be reviewed by the Subcommittee on Incomplete Applications, which meets quarterly in a location that has not yet been determined.

Legal Name (as it appears on your most prestigious conference lanyard)

Speakerati Member Number (check the back of your lanyard collection)

Current Conference Lanyard Inventory (precise count required for customs declaration)

Preferred Microphone Cable Trip Direction

Certified Um-Rate (UPM) — estimated “um”s per minute

12 UPM

Slide Font Preference

Emergency Contact's Preferred Programming Language (required for evacuation pairing)

Have you completed an accredited Power Stance certification programme?

Dietary Requirements

Do you require a stage larger than 400 square metres? Please describe your spatial and theatrical requirements.

I solemnly swear that I have never, and will never, end a talk with “Any questions?” when there are only 30 seconds left

Created by Ben Dechrai. Sorry.